I swear I'm not watching Arashi on Gakkou e Ikou! MAX over and over and over and over again just to see Nino and his anime-uke-thin waist in that HOTHOTHOT dark grey shirt (it's my current favorite color, damnit!) and fitted black pants.

Really.

I mean it.

Just like I'm not watching that stupid clip of Super Junior just to see Donghae moving his hips like a slut (and with a slutty expression too).

I'm seriously not.

Shut up.